The Veggie Diet Day Two
Well the world will end in 43 days but we only have 5 more days on this diet. I haven't been very hungry but I am ready to eat when the time rolls around. It was hard walking by some shrimp scampi on the food line for dinner but Skitz was right there looking and smiling like "go ahead". It's prolly a good thing because shrimp would be easy to talk myself into. It's not really bad for you and it's fucking DELICIOUS!
I did notice today after everyone got there guts full of swine for breakfast half of them looked like they just put down a blunt! I wonder how much of that yawning and stretching and "ain't woke up yet" is just after-breakfast-itis. I was fireing on all eight cylinders and even doing high-school math off the top of my head while everyone else was walking around like zombies.
Today I let Skitz have the cheese manicotti and I took the spicy pine with vegetable crumbles. Again it wasn't anything Rachel Ray would serve up but we stuck to the diet.
I loaded up my tray full of veggies at dinner cuz I was starving! Then I ate like half of it. I guess veggies take up more space in my belly or something. (As I write these very words I want to choke the living shit balls out of whoever ordered pizza cuz it smells so good I might nut my shorts. I wonder if this is how vegans feel when they walk by a steak house on there way home from yoga. No wonder they're such douchebags.)
Skitz confirms the lack of "itis" and says he feels more energetic. He says he wasn't hungry at all until the pizza man came. Then he just ate some nuts. Maybe this won't be so bad.
I think the worst part is telling people that you're not eating meat and having them look at you like a big black dick just sprouted out of your pretty white forehead. Whatevah, they can eat it, cuz I outran them all this afternoon.
I did notice today after everyone got there guts full of swine for breakfast half of them looked like they just put down a blunt! I wonder how much of that yawning and stretching and "ain't woke up yet" is just after-breakfast-itis. I was fireing on all eight cylinders and even doing high-school math off the top of my head while everyone else was walking around like zombies.
Today I let Skitz have the cheese manicotti and I took the spicy pine with vegetable crumbles. Again it wasn't anything Rachel Ray would serve up but we stuck to the diet.
I loaded up my tray full of veggies at dinner cuz I was starving! Then I ate like half of it. I guess veggies take up more space in my belly or something. (As I write these very words I want to choke the living shit balls out of whoever ordered pizza cuz it smells so good I might nut my shorts. I wonder if this is how vegans feel when they walk by a steak house on there way home from yoga. No wonder they're such douchebags.)
Skitz confirms the lack of "itis" and says he feels more energetic. He says he wasn't hungry at all until the pizza man came. Then he just ate some nuts. Maybe this won't be so bad.
I think the worst part is telling people that you're not eating meat and having them look at you like a big black dick just sprouted out of your pretty white forehead. Whatevah, they can eat it, cuz I outran them all this afternoon.
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